Punderful


A backward poet writes inverse.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Practice safe eating – always use condiments.

Shotgun Wedding – a case of  wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is a from of floor play.

Sea captains don’t like crew cuts

Condoms should be used in every conceivable situation.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When to egoists meet it’s an I for an I.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.

Definition of a will:  A dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts; in feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

The bride got a new name and a dress.

When a clock is really hungry it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You’ll be stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

Australian Local Area Network: the LAN down under.

The calendar felt it days were numbered..

There is a Police APB for an escaped midget fortuneteller – be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Santa’s elves are subordinate clauses.